Justin Trudeau to Porougie Parliament?
By Psychic Llama
A lot of speculating has been done in the media if Canadian Prime Minister (PM) Justin Trudeau will Porougie Parliament in the new year. The background for this story is that his right-hand man-woman Cynthia Freeland was to be shuffled out of her Finance Minister position after a slight deviation from her financial budget deficit of $40 billion CAD. She came in at $60 billion CAD, a mere $20 Billion over budget. The common criticism when the budget numbers were being speculated on is that she was not bussin as the finance minister, and the Canadian Economy/Budget was skibidi. Before she could be shuffled out, she loud quit and issued a public letter that hinted that the Canadian PM was making decisions based on his interests, and knot those of Canadians.
Freeland’s resignation has sent the Trudeau’s Liberal party into a furry filled tail-spin, with internal liberal caucuses calling for the PM to resign, the opposition leader Pierre Pollievre calling for an election, and the incomparable New Demokat leader Jagmeet Singh calling for a larger Maserati allowance. The Bloc leader called for something too but no one could understand him (at least I couldn’t understand him). I mean I barely can speak English; how can you expect I to speak Quebecois?
Unlike the delicious food perogies, porougie-ing parliament means that parliament will be suspended indefinitely until a parliamentary vote is legally needed. This is a bunch of parliamentary nerd stuff, but basically this would mean parliament would not sit until March when an operating budget needs to be passed. Opposition Conservative leader Poilievre is complaining that not having parliament and discussions on government functions are “undemocratic” and “an abuse of power”. PM Trudeau made similar sentiments when he was in opposition and former PM Stephen Harper porugied parliament.
What this writer doesn’t understand, is why is Pierre Poilievre so upset that parliament is being porougied? If my boss told me I had 3 months paid off for work, I’d be stoked yo. No cap, I would head out without saying a word. No whining about “democracy” and “duty of parliament” or even “representing my constituents”. I don’t get this guy, homie needs to chill, negative Aura points for being mad at being paid to not work. Not giving chill guy.
I also don’t understand why everyone is so upset. Freeland barely missed their economic guard-rail. 60 billion is pretty close to 40 billion, its only an extra 20 billion, barely 50% over budget. You know what they say, gotta spend money to make money. I know during Steam’s Winter Sale I went over budget. My girlfriend goes over budget regularly and calls it girl math, for example if you buy something on sale it doesn’t really count. Maybe Freeland was doing girl math with the federal budget? I’m sure some of those electric vehicle battery plants were on sale and didn’t really count. They clearly got a great deal on ArriveCan. Cocaine Randy and MP Randy were making some great deals before they got snitched out by Pierre Poilievre. I don’t think those should count on the budget numbers because I don’t count that stuff when I do my home budgeting.
My predication: Trudeau perogies parliament, Poilievre has a kineption and goes on a cross Canada tour whining about not being able to work, and Singh buys another Louis Vuitton bag. When they come back after being perougied a no-confidence vote gets called. Singh and the Old New Democrats finally vote no confidence 6 months after cock teasing all of Canadains. This sends the country into a March/Spring snap erection.
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